In response to my eating expired cottage cheese and yogurt, You Look Like A Nail said “it’s like extreme sports, but with dairy products.” One day later, I’m fine.
The same also referred me to a post by a Mr. Stephen Fry about none other than the Oral-B Triumph with SmartGuide, the toothbrush that I wish I had. He speaks volumes of the innovation and earns bonus points because he’s a Brit.