Me: I am a spy. Myself: Who do you work for? Me: Myself.
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October 24th, 2010
I just watched a film called “the Back-up Plan”. About half-way through it I thought it would be hilarious if I were to live blog watching it. As funny as that would be, it wasn’t worth re-starting the film for. Instead, this post offers you a way to imagine what such a post would [...] October 13th, 2010
“Do you have the Optimum?”, the young lady at Shopper’s Drug Mart asked. The answer was “no”. And, really, this is the whole post. I found her asking if I have “the Optimum” to be funny. February 10th, 2010
I came across a humorous measure today: there are two (live) popes per square kilometre in Vatican City. Consequentially, and perhaps unsurprisingly, Vatican City has the highest concentration of popes per square kilometre in the entire world. March 7th, 2009
February 23rd, 2009
Yesterday there was an article posted to slashdot about Microsoft accidentally overpaying some laid-off employees. Microsoft has sent a letter to affected employees requesting the overpaid amount be returned. I was reading through the comments and one person suggested responding with “Dear Mr. Ballmer, please accept this drawing of a seven-legged spider…” This was [...] |
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